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Just out of my inbox this instant. I found it hilarious.


From: Lady Rebecca Thatcher.
No:36 Old Shrewbarry Street,
London, England.

Beloved,

I am Lady Rebecca Thatcher, suffering from cancerous ailment. I was married to Sir
Jeremy Thatcher an English shipping tycoon notable for his great charitable activities
before his death in April 2nd, 2007.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of Twenty Million Pounds Sterling
(20,000,000.00 GBP) which were derived from his vast estates and investment in capital
market with his bank here in UK and named me as the beneficiary of this trust
fund.(All records are kept with my family lawyer).Presently, this money is still with the Bank.

My Doctor told me recently, that I have limited days to live due to the cancerous
problems that i have been suffering from. Though what bothers me most is the stroke
that I have in addition with the cancer. With this hard reality that has befallen
me, I
have decided to donate this fund to you and i want you to use this gift which comes
from my Late husbands effort to establish a charity home for the upkeep of widows,
widowers, orphans,destitute,thedown-trodden, physically challenged children, barren-
women and persons who prove to be genuinely handicapped financially.

I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and
my husband relatives are bourgeois and very wealthy persons and I do not want my
husband hard earned money to be misused or invested into ill perceived ventures, which
is the reason i took this bold decision. I do not need any telephone communication in
this regard due to my deteriorating health and because of the presence of my husband
relatives around me. You can contact me through my personal email address:
[REDACTED SCREW YOU SPAMMER]

My happiness is that I lived a life worthy of emulation.Please assure me that you will
act just as I have stated herein.


Hope to hear from you soon.

Remain Blessed,

Lady Rebecca Thatcher.

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Date: 2009-10-28 10:58 pm (UTC)
callie: animated vorlon (alien from b5) moving head/helmet with text 'wtf' (vorlon wtf)
From: [personal profile] callie
I once got penis-enlargement spam from ´Bob Sands´, which was... slightly distasteful. Maybe we should introduce these two.

(no subject)

Date: 2009-10-28 11:03 pm (UTC)
callie: (bunches)
From: [personal profile] callie
...sadly, given the number of kids using Terri Schaivo as thinspiration, nothing would surprise me.

*needs an ´I hate the world´ icon*

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