from a certain academic's library record:

Fines Due = $41.00

Special message 21 JUL 03 20:08 VUW
PATRON AWARE OF FINES.
Special message 22 JUL 03 15:33 VUW
Patron "not interested" in paying them.

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Damned academics. Think they can get away with everything. And this guy doesn't even have the excuse of a certain other staff member who's racked up over a grand in fines...

I have *never* been a child

My inner child is sixteen years old!

Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while
adults might just accept that, I know
something's gotta change. And it's gonna
change, just as soon as I become an adult and
get some power of my own.


How Old is Your Inner Child?
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