*choke* *splutter*

Well, there's another cherished childhood memory down the toilet.

even mindless violence seems boring today

Distance Education is *dead*. Myself and my other Distance comrade have been sitting around here vaguely for the last half hour trying to think of something to do. All our team leader can advise is: "If you think this is dull, wait until summer!"

Of course, I'm going to be in sunny Thailand over summer. *cackles diabolically*

(word count to follow in a couple of hours)

my brain hurts

16,000 words and counting.