This really shouldn't surprise anyone

[vostoklake]

I am a demanding English teacher.


Which cat that thinks it's human are you?
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In other news, yesterday at the library I was harrassed by an 8-foot tall bright red alien grasshopper. No lie. It was promoting Mars Bars. It was also accompanied by a couple of Martian humanoids, one of whom was wearing bondage cuffs for some reasons. Perhaps he was the slave of the other one, I dunno.

Ten points for anyone who recognizes this quote:
"What do men from Mars eat?"
"Mars Bars, of course."
"Boiled or baked?"
"Oh, baked, of course. You can ruin a Mars Bar by boiling it."

Comments

[jessikast]

Oh my. Oh serk. The demanding English teacher cat is SO you!