Come on and join your fellow... woman.

[vostoklake]

Join my soccer team. You don't need to have ever played the damn game before or even be familiar with the rules. If you're vaguely female, willing to run around a little bit and keen to learn, we want you.

Look at me, I took up the game last year, desperately unfit and not having clue one about how to play ("how hard can it be, you just kick the ball towards the other lot's goal, right?"), I am now a bad ass superstar in goal. Hell, if you want I can teach you mad goalie skills and you can cover for me when I'm hungover or something.