The greatest living genius known to mankind!!!

Wow. Just... wow. This dude is L. Ron Hubbard crossed with Dr Nick Riviera.

Whilst my attacker was incapacitated on the floor by this martial arts technique I gave the person a bruising slap round the buttocks. When the attacker came to it was said that the experience was even better than sex. I knew at once I was on to another invention. Whilst paralysed by this martial art technique the sensation of pain is replaced by super enhanced pleasure. As Governments around the world have been looking for a safe alternative to sex this appears to be it.

As a fully paid up SubGenius, I know the value of truly breathtakingly brilliant mental oddity when I see it. Wait until you get to the part about lesbians and lemonade. No, seriously.