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Best conspiracy theory EVAH
Apr. 19th, 2007 07:39 amWas the Death Star attack an inside job, deliberately provoked by the Empire to justify a security crackdown and huge payments to its corporate buddies to pay for the attack on Hoth and the occupation of Cloud City?!?
In other news, my job is getting me down. I fully believe that some of these slack-jawed illiterates who write mystery shopper reports are in fact the people who write the captions for cat macros. If they were in fact cute kittens or walruses, that would explain the atrocious grammar, spelling and in some cases complete eschewal of punctuation. Except cute animals who only want hugz tiem nao plz wouldn't be getting a smug satisfaction out of attempting to get people fired. I'm serious here - these people don't just answer the questions, they actually, of their own free will, hang around outside the store if they get bad service - on completely their own initiative - to attempt to get more "dirt" on some staff member who pissed them off.
People think that there was something terribly wrong in East Germany in which one in seven people narked on their fellow citizens? People are all too ready to be paid informers in a "free capitalist democracy", although of course getting fired is not as bad as spending ten years in whatever the German for "gulag" is. Which brings me back to the vital question of who the police spy in my organisation is.
In other news, my job is getting me down. I fully believe that some of these slack-jawed illiterates who write mystery shopper reports are in fact the people who write the captions for cat macros. If they were in fact cute kittens or walruses, that would explain the atrocious grammar, spelling and in some cases complete eschewal of punctuation. Except cute animals who only want hugz tiem nao plz wouldn't be getting a smug satisfaction out of attempting to get people fired. I'm serious here - these people don't just answer the questions, they actually, of their own free will, hang around outside the store if they get bad service - on completely their own initiative - to attempt to get more "dirt" on some staff member who pissed them off.
People think that there was something terribly wrong in East Germany in which one in seven people narked on their fellow citizens? People are all too ready to be paid informers in a "free capitalist democracy", although of course getting fired is not as bad as spending ten years in whatever the German for "gulag" is. Which brings me back to the vital question of who the police spy in my organisation is.
