Some wags on the Wellington Phoenix forum were wondering what Vidic said on the mike to get his nutsoid fans to sit down and shut up. One suggested it was a rousing rendition of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. "In East Yugoslavia born and raised / on the football field I spent most of my days..." etc.

BTW, I really want to bring ettegoom down for a Phoenix game later on in the year - tell me when you're leaving town and we'll try to get down before then!